That night
He woke up to pee
But he didn’t just see
The shadowless shadow hiding in the showerrrrr.
Oh, the poor meanie fatherrrr.

His eyes half closed, he started
But oh, who tapped?
Who tapped?
He turned and …
Oh the horror, the horrorrrr
There was Dirtyyyyy.

Dead dead Dirtyyyy.
Very very spookyyyy. (2)

Oh the fatherrr
The poor meanie fatherrrr (2)